Thursday, November 29, 2007

Promise?

It's amazing how the scriptures take on new meaning when you're dieting and your pants are still too tight. I took heart at the following passage from Deuteronomy a few days ago, and while it was promised as a curse upon the Israelites if they failed to keep their covenants, it sounded pretty darn good to me:

"...thine ass shall be violently taken away from before thy face, and shall not be restored to thee." --Deuteronomy 28:31

Bring it on.

13 comments:

Sarah said...

That made me laugh out loud. Loud enough that Josiah, while his head phones were on and playing a game, asked..."what's so funny?"...he got a kick out of it as well.

Holly said...

I like that scripture!

so grateful to be Mormon! said...

yeah baby.

you are funny.

Luisa Perkins said...

Okay, you just made me spit ice water. Fortunately, I was able to turn my head so it didn't hit the computer.

Hannah said...

AHH HAHAHAHA!!!!!

Kimberly said...

My kids are looking at me funny because I'm giggling out loud! You are so clever!

Pezlady said...

Seriously I am ROLLING on the FLOOR laughing HYSTERICALLY! You crack me up! That made my day. Thanks!

Angela said...

SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS! I am laughing out loud too! Can you find one for thighs?

Dawn said...

That is really funny. I can relate. Thanks for visiting my blog. I like your header. Love those colours.

Sirdar said...

Unfortunately, I know all too well about the tight pants thing :-(

Thanks for dropping by. I see Luisa didn't convince you to do NaBloPoMo. Maybe next year?

Tristi Pinkston said...

Hey, I could use some of that myself!

Oh, and I just tagged you.

Annette Lyon said...

HAHAHAHAA! We should all frame that scripture and use it as a mantra.

Raelene said...

That one goes on the fridge!
Love ya!